Marx my words...

Groucho understood books and readers:

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”

"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday, I intend reading it."

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”